Songs from the Vault

Albert Einstein is a real character and most flashy member of the band. He came to earth after his dancing and rock'n'roll like behavior got him kicked off his home planet Southern Baptismal.

Albert loves hanging out with various bands and acting is several of Super Toilet Brush's endeavors. He also likes to promotes bands and artists on a more grassroots level helping to bring down the corporate music " man" . Check out his Galaxy of Stars. It is a filled with lots o' talented bands and people that have hung out with him. It's got information about their art -plus- links to their home page (when available).

When Urethra Franklin was a wee girl, she started work as a blank for testing home pregnancy kits until her job was streamlined with the advent of chemical manufacturing. Worried that her assets would freeze, which, could shatter her career, she focused on her voice. She became a #1 hit with her group Phlush's song Sample In A Jar. You know urine luck when she performs at keg parties and bars, where people stand in line to feel #1 with her.

She has also has a line of products for Super Toilet Brush's Consumable Art Movement. Click here for more details.

Mr. Poo, although sometimes times nutty or just plain corny, started out his career as a bit actor in several Pepto-Bismol commercials. He met Mr. Hankie at a gala potty and they formed together a band Mr. Hankie and the Reams. They were very poopular until ego and wealth got the best of Mr. Hankie and who slip off from The Reams and began his acting career. Depressed and hurt over their breakup, Mr. Poo sank to the bottom of the sewers, until he saw an ad for a backed-up singer with The Electric Toilet Brush Experience. The rest was history. . .

Mr. Poo has disappeared from the music scene and is now a Chef with his very own culinary corner and has teamed up with Super Toilet Brush to help with her Consumable Art Movement.

Before Dot join the group, she worked at a Karaoke bar following the words to songs. Feeling like she had no depth to her, she added the bow. More on her wacky adventures later!

Super Toilet Brush met String (a line of X-cellent one-dimensional proportion) when he was is a band, The Pole Ease. When the fabric their group worn through and musical conflict occurred more then songs, String was fit to be tied. Depressed, he starting doing lines to forget his troubles. Unfortunately, it left him strung out. He was all bent, twisted and tattered. When Super Toilet Brush saw him, he tried to hide behind a tree, when Super Toilet Brush saw him, she asked, "Hey String, is that you", he replied "No, I'm a frayed not".

Some of the real bands that have played as The Electric Toilet Brush Experience:

Voltron Air Conditioner was the first band to be The Electric Toilet Brush Experience. They performed as The Poo on 7/2/01 at the Detour in honor of Todd Hiett's Art Show with Toilet Seats. They were local Lexington, KY band.

Seven Stones was the second band to be The Electric Toilet Brush Experience. They performed as Swirly Simon's Backed-Up Band on 9/7/01 as part of Super Toilet Brush's Art Show, Albert's Galaxy of Stars, Quirks, and Quasar People. They are also a new band to the Lexington, KY music scene, although their members have been/ or are currently in other bands like Barn House Effect and Bali Shag.

Super Toilet Brush is always on the lookout for bands that are interested in being part of The Experience. What this entails is learning one of Super Toilet Brush's songs (they are usually parodies of different songs) and playing it during one of the your band's performances or at an open mic night. Super Toilet Brush is willing and able to make road trips to play with your band!!

What does your band get out of it? Each band that plays a role in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience gets free publicity (i.e. if Super Toilet Brush plays in one of your shows she'll put up flyers and public service announcements, etc.). Your band also gets put in several places on our website, and last but not least, we will Film The Experience and put it on our show "The Super Electric Toilet Brush Show" which will appear on Public Access Stations.

We've got a whole bunch of songs to choose from, so if your band (of if you know a band) is interested, give us a holler and Super Toilet Brush will send you her song list or if you have an idea for a song your band wants to do, we can create it. Contact Super Toilet Brush at: supertoiletbrush@earthlink.net and you, too, can be a part of The Electric Toilet Brush Experience!!!