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Albert Einstein

The Adorable Wacky Alien from Outer Space

Albert Einstein is a citizen from the southern region of the planet Baptismal. He was kicked out for such vile acts as: thinking for himself and being his own person; playing, listening and dancing to rock'n'roll; and his need for equality and freedom for each Baptismalian.

While visiting planet Earth, he met Super Toilet Brush. She was the kinda Super Hero he agreed with in philosophy as well as a good ol' rockin' time. Albert assumes several different identities to keep the INS off his alien ass.

Albert is chillin' from hangin' out with bands and other such people, however, he will still gladly pose with bands, et al. upon request. Please email supertoiletbrush@earthlink.net for more information or click here for more information.

Below are some of Albert Einstein's many identities:

Alberto Pierre Einstein. Oui-oui, he iz zo suave and debonair, no? He has enjoyed the company of Sonny Rollins, Danilo Perez, Derek Trucks Band, Afro-Rican Ensemble, Club Dub, Reva Williams, Chuck Prophet, Mass Ensemble, and Riverside Project.

Phat Albert. By far the coolest member of the band. He likes to get down and then back up again to play with groovin' bands such as Fishbone, Galactic, Medeski, Martin & Wood and Ike Willis w/ Project Object.

Biker Al. Likes to play and party all night long with such rockers as Johnny Socko.

Albert Garcia. By far the fuzziest character and is grateful to hang out with Ed McClanahan, Green Genes, and Born Cross-Eyed.

I'n'I'n'I Mon. He tanks it's easy being green, mon. He along with Peter Tush have created some smokin' hits for The Electric Toilet Brush's Reggae side. Keep a red eye out for them in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience Chronicles. He's played with Heavy Weather and Bela Fleck.

Plungerboy! He's the assistant to Super Toilet Brush, where he sidekicks it during the day and rocks out at night with such bands as Merl Saunders, Groove Collective, Deep Banana Blackout, Ray's Music Exchange, Ekoostic Hookah, Hypnotic Clambake, Rosco Slango and Ten Foot Pole.

EZ Albert E. Yo! EZE loves kickin' it with anythang except a bucket. He along with his homie, Saran "always keepin' it fresh" Wrap form the Electric Toilet Brush Experience's Posse. Look out for this duo in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience Chronicles. He has hanged with Deep Banana Blackout.

Albert the Terror is part of The Electric Toilet Brush Experience's Wrestling Team. Along with his tag-team partner The Wonder Weasel. He has wrestled with Los Straightjackets, Fat Mama, Club Dub and Teddy Morgan and the Pistolas.

Johnny Crap, the Alien in Black. Howdy Partner! This here feller and Shania Drain make up the country side of the Electric Toilet Brush Experience. Along with cow pies, watch out for them in The Electric Toilet Brush Experience Chronicles. He's played with such bands as Mojo Nixon, Dale Watson, and Catawampus Universe.

Honky Tonk Al. He's cousins with Johnny Crap, the alien in black. He loves watchin' the tag team duo of Albert the Terror and the Wonder Weasel, Old Milwaukee Lite and loves playing with J.D. Crowe, Billy Joe Shaver, Southern Culture on the Skids, Blueground Undergrass, The Faults, Little Tammy Smith and the Inbreds, Frank and Mary Schanpp, and The Troubadours of Divine Bliss.

Tourin' Al loves to go on Phish tour and hang out with Robert Walter's 20th Congress.

Oukalouka Einstein. He is the proprietor of The Electric Toilet Brush Tikki Lounge.

Alberto Pierre Le Artist. He loves to paint, draw, and all things artsy-fartsy. He has appeared with such artists as Todd Heitt, Johnny Lackey and Paul Nowacki.