Confucius Say:

        J  One who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

        J  One who farts in church sits in own pew.

        J  One who stand on toilet is high on pot.

        J  It better to be pissed off than pissed on.

        J  Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

        J  House without bathroom is uncanny.

        J  When one piss in wind, wind piss back.

        J  One who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

        J  One who eat many prunes, sit on can for many moons.

        J  Man who eat too many jellybean fart in Technicolor.

        J  Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money.

        J  Man who sit on stool smell like shit.

        J  Crowded elevator smell different to midget.