FORTY-TWO 

Fun Things To Do in a Public Restroom! 

1. Stick your open palm under the partition wall and ask your neighbor "May I borrow a highlighter?

2. Say : "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time there is a bodily function noise.

4. Say : "Damn, this water's cold."

5. Drop a marble and say : "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6. Say : "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt a strain really loudly for about 30 seconds before dropping a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet.

8. Say : "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say : "Humus, reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a flask with Mountain Dew, then squirt it erratically under the partition walls of your neighbors whilst yelling "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Say : "Interesting.... More floaters than sinkers."

12. Spread some peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and the drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor then say "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

13. Say : "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"

14. Fill a balloon with creamed rice, then rush into the cubicle with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream rice all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the Fettuccine Alfredo you had for breakfast.

15. Say : "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

16. Say : "Damn, I knew that hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"

17. Play a well know drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.

18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor, visible to the adjacent stall.

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor then say : "Peek-a-boo!"

20. Drop a Double D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

21. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"

22. Complement people on their shoes.

23. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a
   conversation.

24. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming
   in THEIR bowl.....

25. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.

26. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"

27. Simulate a drug deal.

28. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).

29. Start a sing-a-long.

30. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in
    there. If so, ask if they are busy....

31. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.

32. Write 'nerdy' graffiti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."

33. Fake an orgasm.

34. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"

35. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.

36. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.

37. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

38. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.

39. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.

40. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

41. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.

42. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

-Compiled from lists found throughout the world wide web.

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