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Whenever we have the time, we will feature a person or company who are ass nasty ass an overfilled Port-o-John, they need a good ol' flushing, or we will feature one of Super Toilet Brush's Superheroes in Fighting Grime.

This page is dedicated to the ranting and ravings of Super Toilet Brush and does not reflect the ideas and opinions of the people in the Albert's Galaxy of Stars or anyone else for that matter.

The Bullshit Alert is Code Dark Brown and at a dangerously high overflow level.

"Dr." Laura is in desperate need of a high colonic, ass well ass, a much deserved flushing. If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then this is one person who needs all the soap they can get.

Wal-Mart is so dirty it needs more than sanitization , it needs a complete overhaul.

When a company can pay millions of dollars to people to wear it's shoes, you'd think they could give a living wage and tolerable working conditions to the people who make them.

Ralph Nader was one of the Super Heroes o' the Month for his part in trying to clean up the sewers in the Washington, D.C. poolitcal system. We know that's tougher than week long constipation. (October 2000.)

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