A sniglet is any word which should be in the dictionary but isn't.
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Buculets \ BUK'u'lets \ (n.) The bumper guards on the underside
of a toilet seat.
Charmadhesion \ sharm'ad'HEE'zhun \ (adv. ) The property of new
toilet paper rolls where the "start" is glued to the roll or cannot be found;
frequently resulting in charmangulation (see below) of the roll by the
frustrated TP user.
Charmangulation \ shar'mang'yoo'LAY'shun \ (v.) The act of ripping and
clawing at a new roll of toilet paper in a vain attempt to find the "start".
Usually results in numerous layers of toilet paper being ripped away and
wasted before the roll starts to unwind correctly and can be placed in
the dispenser.
Flowfright \ FLO'frite \ (n.) The desperate attempt by a homeowner to talk
his or her overflowing toilet into backing down.
Merferator \ MUR'fur'ay'ter \ (n.) The cardboard core in a toilet tissue roll.
Pottyfright \ POT'ee'frite \ (n.) In a public restroom, the act of directing
your urine onto the side of the bowl instead of in the water because you're
afraid someone else in the restroom will hear it.
Seatled \ SEET'uld \
(n.) The act of being startled by the sound of the toilet seat hitting the bowl
too hard. The effect is exceptionally pronounced when it occurs at night.
Thermalophobia \ thur'muh'lo'FO'be'uh \ (n.) The fear when showering
that someone will sneak in, flush the toilet, and scald you to death.
Tile comet \ tyl KOM'it \ (n.) Any streamer of toilet paper attached
to your heel as you emerge from a public restroom.
Toilaflexion \ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.) The unnatural twisting and bending
motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toilet.
Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while
standing.
Toilaknobules \ toy'lah'NOB'yools \ (n.) Those plastic knob-like things that
cover the floor bolts on a toilet. Also a good place to look for uronium.
Uronium (see below).
Uricide \ YER'eh'side \ (n.) The act of killing a fly or other insect buzzing
around in a toilet or urinal by shooting at it with your urine stream until
you manage to hit it, knocking it into the fixture where it can be disposed
of by flushing.
Urinator \ YER'en'ay'ter \ (n.) A urinal that splashes your own pee all
over your shoes or pants when you use it.
Uronium \ yer'OH'nee'um \ (n.) (Chemical symbol: Un, atomic number 327)
An odoriferous brown substance that usually exists between the toilet
seat hinges and the bowl. Uronium may also appear around the bolts that
hold the toilet to the floor. Most people refuse to acknowledge its existence
and simply ignore it; choosing instead to mask its unique odor with Glade (tm)
Plug-Ins (tm) or Wizard (tm) aerosol (tm).
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